Oh Mama Mia.....just don't go.

I can't even think of a catchy phrase for this one.  The chef owner makes no attempt to welcome or even acknowledge her paying guests.

There are more flies than that scene in Amityville horror and more fly paper than a horse stable.

Does anyone really care about the food at that point?  Not really.

d bar is unfortunately d-sappointing

No one is getting a Blue Ribbon for this pie

Blue Ribbon Artisan Pizzeria

"Slater 50/50": Less than $50.00 and less than 50% good.